
But, then, this being a song parody, it must have occurred to me that I couldn't squeeze the premise into the song and I needed to set it up. I totally forgot this was ever an issue in the sports world and I'm pretty certain it didn't happen anyway. I should note here I'm not a sports guy. But I thought it was news that would have been important to the people of Minnesota, so I made sure the context was there. So, here's another bit PHC didn't use, with the introduction meant to be read by GK.