Got a couple of small bits in this. In color!
|Dan Fiorella: Writer @ large||
Well, they missed the opportunity to use some jokes again this week:
There was a lot of negative reaction to President Obama’s 2012 State of the Union Address, or as FOX was
calling it, “President Obama’s Last State of the Union Address.”
#330 Nov. '98
And >boom< next thing I know I'm all over the issue!
You’re so ugly, The Walking Dead keeps calling you to make a cameo appearance.
No best picture nom for Harry Potter. Oh, well, maybe next year.
All it takes is a dollar. And then another dollar. And then another---
You’re so fat, to hold up your pants you had to switch from a belt to a bungie cord.
#329, Oct. '98
So I took an issue off, but then bounced back.
Freelance writer, still hacking away.