Dear Dan. I have a Comedy Writing Assignment for you, if would like to take. It is to write a remake of the 1984 Comedy Film "UP THE CREEK" for a all new Reboot endeavor. I have spoken with the Producer of this very film that is willing to read a reboot script for further determinations!! So Dan, for the all considering of process, I have provided below the original 1984 screenplay draft from the original writer, and along with a Veoh video link to where you can watch the original 1984 90 minute film in its entirety. The film if you may recall starred comic stars Tim Matheson and Stephen Furst (both of "Animal House"), and Dan Monahan (of "Porky's"), kindly overlook all, and upon after, let me know if you think you'd be all game to start, whether if today, or over the weekend, to initiate scripting a very fateful 90 page screenplay for a very promising Up The Creek reboot for an aimed 2017 theatrical release. This one might be well worth it too! Kindly reach out at any time. Thank you! All the Best. Christian Elias
Back in May of 2016, I came upon a Craig’s List want ad entitled “Seeking Comedy Writer for major studio venture.” It was anything but.
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Back in May of 2016, I came upon a Craig’s List want ad entitled “Seeking Comedy Writer for major studio venture.” It wasn't... So, during the months of June and July, Christian came to me to write a "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" remake, a "Firelight" remake, a "Close Encounters" sequel and get him some connections on other "projects" he was working on. Then this random item arrives to my inbox:
Ok, so I answer this ad for a “major studio venture.” Turns out it’s some guy pitching a remake of “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” and asks for my take on it. In mid-pitch, he pulls that project and replaces it with his latest… So, rewinding a bit, Elias was hot for a "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" remake. Then that gets pushed aside for a "Firelight" remake. Additionally, I'm supposed to ask my manager for an agent so he can submit a "Van Wilder" sequel to someone. Then I get another email... Hi Dan. New inquiry this evening, The Groove Tube Reboot. For Producers. Ok, so I answer this ad for a “major studio venture.” Turns out it’s some guy pitching a remake of “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” and asks for my take on it. In mid-pitch, he pulls that project out and replaces it with his latest… Christian Elias, our aspiring producer, sends me an email with big news: “Steven Spielberg’s Publicist Granted Me Permission Today to Remake ‘Firefly,’ Steven’s First Film.” And that’s just the Subject line! Pasted into the email was some data about this home movie Spielberg made while in high school. It was a “science fiction type predecessor to “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.” Elias then told me his plan, to remake the film based on the publicist’s promise to view the movie upon completion. This is a plan? Two hours later he emailed me again to explain the plan; make a movie on spec as “the chance of a lifetime to win Steven Spielberg’s camp over with new film creation, to [sic] of his very first film when he was still in high school at the age of 17 back in 1964.” Again, this is a plan? So right out of the gate, I’m confused; the Wikipedia link he sent me lists the film as 135 minutes long, and he’s talking about it like it’s a short and wants 15 pages. So, I questioned him about the soundness of doing a “movie on spec.” His reply mansplained it all to me: So, the movie, “The Hustle,” was released recently. It seems like it’s going to fade pretty fast. But it triggered a memory from a few years back, something I had not thought about in a long time. I’m sure I entered it into my writer journal, but I decided to look back at my emails instead, since that’s how the whole episode started...
Finally got around to putting together all my jokes from April. Did okay. It seems like they're getting a little freer with the rewriting. They're rotating the hosts again, which they haven't done for awhile, so there's that. From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... So, with one season under my belt and a summer off, I was ready to begin submitting for the new season in the fall of 2000. If I only knew when to. Would my submissions be welcomed? Would they be required? Who knows? No on contacted me. No one let me in on a schedule or even told when the new season began (October 7th). I kept checking the website until they posted the info and started gearing up on my own. I was a bit annoyed. And my writing started to reflect it. Some of my submissions began to parody PHC. I think this was the first. There was always a fascination with Australia, and summer 2000 they had hosted the Olympics, so it seemed to be a really hot topic. My take was to see what their version of PHC would be like. It's a short bit and could have got a lot bigger, but I tried to slide the parody by them. To an extent. It starts out as a goof on the Aussies, but then segues into a deconstruction of PHC. Weirdly, it wasn't selected for broadcast! And it's certainly not a sketch that can be applied anywhere else, so it was back to the hard drive for this one. Until today! Join us now as we meet The: Outback Home CompanionFrom 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... Well into 2005, I was still submitting, but to diminishing returns. This was an idea I came up with and made the rounds with. I thought it was cute. Obviously, it's not the most unique idea (as my google search later proved) but I came up with it a long time ago. It was kinda topical at the time because illegal immigration was a big George W. Bush campaign thing. Any, to break my chronological order at bit, for today, we present... Cinco de MayonnaiseOk, I’ve seen “The Avengers: Endgame,” and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was an amazing achievement of wrapping up 11 years and 21 movies that all occur in the same cinematic universe. Think of it as an epic “Happy Days,” “Laverne & Shirley” and “Mork & Mindy” cross-over event on “Law & Order.” But, here’s the thing: |
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