So, it's upon us once again. "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" or as I like to call it, "Scared Straight" (see, you'd better get your marks up, young lady, or this'll happen to you! Is that what you want? Is it?). This is a day when we are supposed to show our female offspring the full width and breath of any true career opportunities and help them prepare for their futures by allowing them to cut school. Nothing like a little society-approved class ditching to improve morale, eh?