|Dan Fiorella: Writer @ large||
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A new poll found "Jersey Shore" hasn't damage New Jersey's national reputation. Although it hasn’t done anything to improve it, either.
They should make toilet paper yellow, that way we can use it to rope off the stalls that the pigs I work with somehow clog and back up.
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Freelance writer, still hacking away.