This is a special bit for me. As I've described elsewhere, Lost Claus was a labor of love for me. And it was often in my thoughts. It was a screenplay and a book. I created a radio play of it and submitted it as a Guy Noir audio play. The parallels were very strong between my Nick Flebber and Guy Noir, since they were both broader takes on the typical Hollywood private eye. Anyway, PHC passed. I salvaged that and converted it back into a radio adaption to submit to radio troupes that I found online. One group ran a contest and I entered and finished in the money, which meant they performed my piece as part of their show. I got a copy and preserved it here. It starts out all "Lost Claus" but the ending I hijacked off of something else I had written many years before, a comic book that I made to goof on my days at K-mart, which I passed around to my co-workers. That's where the character Ebeneezer J. Grinch was born, as a stingy store manager trying to lock down Christmas.
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So, I decided to parody it in song. I originally went with a Mad magazine attitude, where no matter how good the movie actually is, you write the parody as if it were awful. Some of the edges got sanded off by ACN. Originally, ACN was iffy about doing it at all, saying they didn't have a "Steve Martin" voice guy. But they had done an earlier skit of mine, where I goofed on Steve Martin movies and they had a guy that said "Well excuse me!" really well, and I said that sounded great to me, so they went ahead with it. Or visa-versa.
Anyway, all in good fun and here to remind you to get a copy of Halloweenies today!
I always got a nice reception to this bit. Written for and produced by the Prairie Home Companion team in October 2002. Granted, it's more on an Autumn piece, then a Halloween piece, but, hey, 'tis that season. I was very excited when they did this bit, it's the first time of a very few, that they did one of my scripts verbatim. Such a talented group.
The directors cut of the On the Air Radio Players production of 1/3 of my submission.
As was often the case, if ACN passed on a sketch of mine, it got submitted to All Star Radio, who would, as often as not, buy and produce it. As they did with this bit from Aug 2012, at the height of "Twilight" mania. But fits in perfectly for our holiday theme.
I was lucky enough to stumble on a company, the late American Comedy Network which produced and syndicated comedy bits to radio stations across the nation. They liked a nice assortment of evergreen bits and topical comedy, torn from the day's headlines. Oh, and how they liked pop culture. TV parodies became my thing. And I quickly fell into the promo/commercial format for the show I was parodying, which was only natural, as the bit s had to be short, 30 seconds to like 2 minutes max. They passed on a lot, but I got quite a bit of things produced. And when it came to the holidays, oh, man, I was all over them. For instance, from Oct 2008, an original bit written for and produced by American Comedy Network...
Freelance writer, still hacking away.