Who would possibly write TWO North Korean song parodies? Me! Back in March 2013, things were ever dicey with the Axis of Evil, so North Korea was in the news a lot. Man, pundits were going nuts that we weren't just going in and invading them. I had a joke somewhere about doing it so we could make a sequel to M*A*S*H. Now we go around trying to woo them. How times have changed.
Anyway, here's a ditty I wrote up for the radio producers. It didn't make the cut.
Anyway, here's a ditty I wrote up for the radio producers. It didn't make the cut.
Korea!
Korea!
(sung to the tune of Maria!)
By Dan Fiorella
Korea!
We may go to war with Korea,
So suddenly it came
‘cause the leader is insane
For real
Korea!
They’re rattling sabers, Korea
‘because of Kim Jong Un
Who’s acting kinda dumb
What spiel!
Korea!
Talking loud and going nuclear
Diplomacy’s getting us nowhere
We’ll never stop hearing Korea
‘til we start bombing Korea!
Korea! North Korea!
(sung to the tune of Maria!)
By Dan Fiorella
Korea!
We may go to war with Korea,
So suddenly it came
‘cause the leader is insane
For real
Korea!
They’re rattling sabers, Korea
‘because of Kim Jong Un
Who’s acting kinda dumb
What spiel!
Korea!
Talking loud and going nuclear
Diplomacy’s getting us nowhere
We’ll never stop hearing Korea
‘til we start bombing Korea!
Korea! North Korea!
