Not that long ago, Indiana police arrested a young Amish man who had been sexting a young girl. They arrested him when he showed up in his horse and buggy to meet her. So, we were wondering; what kind of text messages did he send?
- "What ist thou wearing?"
- "It would please me greatly if thou would churn my butter, if thou knowst what I mean."
- "Dost thou want to do it buggy style?"
- "What happens in Amish Country stays in Amish Country."
- "Who needs zippers!"
- "Are you raising a barn, or are you just glad to see me?"
- "May a send you a woodcutting of my manhood?"
- "Didst thou see 'Witness?'"
- "Dost thou want to do it family style?"
- "Once you go Amish, it's Mission Accomplished."
