
![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... There was a time when we could send presidents to England and not get embarrassed to death. But also, there was a time when we could send George W. Bush to England and hope for the best. He was there in November of 2003 and PHC had a great impression of him on the roster, so it was something I would pull out once in a while. With a weekly show and you have to look to the news for any idea to build a sketch around. It's a quick, goofy bit with the "Brits have different words for stuff" trope thrown in. Nothing too deep here, just playing W has a good-natured knucklehead. Didn't make the cut.
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![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... Yeah, one of my pet peeves; as soon as Halloween is over, the Christmas music begins. We just shoot by Thanksgiving without a glance. So, this was my solution. It was kind of inspired by "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." There's the scene where the kids go to check up on Linus in the pumpkin patch and when he sees them, he says "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" I didn't get the line when I was a kid, but has I got older, I loved the line, the perfect juxtaposition of the holiday traditions. And it also falls into my wheelhouse of song parodies. Alas, PHC didn't bite. So, here's a sketch you can sing to! Happy Thanksgiving! Turkey Carols![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... It's a short piece, that I used to mock the text culture that was getting revved up with the youth. Text reading IA was around and starting to expand, but it was an idea I had and I needed to get something together for the week's show. They saw my ploy and didn't select it. I don't believe I bothered submitting it anywhere else because I knew it was lacking. Today, with the text-slang and emojis I could probably take it further, in light of the fact that the service exists in cars and to read scripts. Text Message for the Blind![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... Another skit torn from the headlines! As the sketch itself explains, the Kroc family donated a lot of money to NPR. And what would PHC do with such a windfall? Why, blow it on expensive nonsense! Of course, they wouldn't really, but that's where the joke is. It's fun coming up with over-the-top bric-a-brac they'd waste their money on. It's a quick, funny bit, but it didn't make the cut. Kroc of Gold![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... I have a thing for Abbott & Costello, as I've mention before. When my kids were little, we read them all the Dr. Suess books. The play with language was incredible. I remember the original TV version of "Horton Hears a Who." How it took so long to combine the two, I don't know. But when the idea hit, it hit hard. Naturally, I wrote it up for PHC, thinking if they went for my "Abbott & Othello" sketch, they would go for his one. They did not. The tag line, "Theatre with an r-e" was something I often thought and said whenever I saw the spelling "theatre." I had to keep it tight, but I really thought I transferred the rhythms and timing of the original sketch and the little surprises of comebacks into the patter. And it's over before you even realize I've been plagiarizing again... Horton Hears a What? |
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