
![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... What with Halloween approaching, I was obligated to come up with a Halloween sketch. What I did here was take a lot of bits and pieces, jokes and routines along with some one-liners and observations I've had over the years and cobbled them into a radio bit. Garrison talking with some Trick or Treaters, who really don't get it. I thought it was a solid PHC bit. No one else did. I may have worked some things into another long form piece, I don't recall right now, but here's my tribute to Halloween 2002...
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![]() With Halloween coming up and all the cable stations offering their versions of Fright-Fest Horror Movie-thons, I took the opportunity to record and watch some movies that I’ve been aware of but never actually watched. For example, the Scream films- the boomers version of what they thought 90s kids were like growing up on 80s horror films. Scream was a horror film nerd heaven, with pop culture references flying faster than sharp knives. The twist? Having the two craziest characters, BOTH be the killer. That was nice but they did as much scenery chewing as body stabbing even before the big reveal. Ultimately, the real villain was the press, pushy reporter Gail Weathers, who annoyed everyone trying to get her "big story," but winds up saving the day in the end and then cashes in on her fame in Scream 2. All the classic horror movies are represented; Psycho, Halloween, Friday the 13th, to the point the final confrontation in Scream is scored by the music from Halloween because that’s the movie playing in the background when all the plasma hits the fan. But it does poke at the trope that the killer seems to be in two places at once, because here he’s two people. I noticed one unusual thing about their take on the killer; while the Jasons and Michael Meyers of the movies were unstoppable supernatural lugs who just bulldoze their way through the mayhem, Ghostface is a klutz. He’s easily flipped, thrown and knocked out. A beer bottle to the groin stops him cold. He slips, crashes and stumbles. So at least the victims seemingly have a chance which adds to the suspense. ![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... Here's a sketch I haven't looked at in ages. PHC had this running segment about "why men go deer hunting." Is was basically about frustration at home and on the job. And I had that in spades. A lot of silent arguments and mutterings found their way into this brief sketch. I don't thing I ever attempted another one of these, but I get the appeal, although the misogyny seems a little more pronounced nowadays. Especially with GK's revealed history. So, it's probably for the best it didn't get used. Why Men Go Deer Hunting![]() From Oct. 21-23, a one-minute version, "Countdown to Love," is part of Gi60 evening of 1-minute plays. You can get tickets here. Theater seating is sold out! But you can see it online! It's an amazing bunch of authors and actors! ETA: Months later, I remember to add the YouTube link... ![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... ![]() I have no idea where this bit came from. Obviously it was inspired by The Amazing Kreskin, but why here, why now? Was the Amazing Randy in the news uncovering psychic scams? I don't recall. I do remember that Kreskin made a point of announcing he was neither clarvoyent or psychic; that he was a mentalist! He was a magician with a schtick. Anyway, it seemed like a decent premise. And it kinda fit into the whole Halloween season. I wrote it up and sent it in. It didn't get picked, so now we are delighted to present: AMAZING LARS![]()
From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things...
This is actually a sketch tale and not a skit happens post, as this sketch made it in. I got a lot of nice feedback on this one. It's my homerun. Granted, they rearranged it a lot; GK is out and a regular announcer is in. The annoyed husband is now the wife.
Autumn Basket of Cheer![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... I actually included a topical joke at the top of this sketch for some reason: I saw the stories about CEO of Tyco paying a lot of money on things. $445 for a pin cushion, $6,000 for shower curtains and $2,200 for wastebaskets. I can't help thinking that we we could have gotten all the company board to shop at K-Mart, we would have avoided 2 bankruptcies. As previously mentioned, it was Garrison Keillor's 60th birthday. And, as noted earlier, it seemed like a valid topic for humor. This is very loose two-hander made up of a series of jokes and thoughts I had over the course of my adulthood, rounded up and presented here, PHC style (so I thought). I guess nowadays these jokes and thoughts would be tweets. The insect one had been stuck in my head for ages. The toilet paper was another I clung to until I saw Ellen Degeneres do her TP set with the exact same "cheese wheel" reference. I really like the time-share joke. It didn't get used, so maybe I will tweet them out... Sixty |
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