Well, here's an old bit I thought would never be topical again. Back in March 2012, North Korea was in the news for firing missiles, with an attempt to increase range. People couldn't decide whether to ignore him or battle him. I sent this song parody to the radio people I was dealing with. One pass. the second gave me a soft pass. He kinda liked it but didn't think the story had legs. He was afraid by the time it got produced, the story would fade away. I resubmitted it the next time North Korea started sending up missiles again. Nothing then either. Now it's 2019, and here we are again! So, I'm cutting out the middle man and posting this bit to the blog.
Launch a Missile, Korea
Launch a Missile, Korea
(to the tune of "Take a Letter, Maria")
Last night, as I got home,
about a half past nine
There was that Kim Kid, the dictator
building arms of atomic kind
We made a fuss, and called around.
Even call in the UN
He launched it up against the West,
and it fell into the deep end.
So launch a missile, Korea,
cause all sorts of strife.
Get the UN up in arms;
take away all your rights
So, launch a missile Korea,
send it up with glee
We won't get raise the terror code
when it drops in the sea.
You've had a maniac, a mad man,
on that we can all agree
It just goes to prove that the nuts don't fall
far from the tree
I suppose we should invade,
to prevent pandemonium.
But it's not like they got
any petroleum
So launch a missile, Korea,
bring the West to its knees
Say it was a big success,
'cause it fell in the sea
Launch a missile,
Korea, try to push your views.
Whoops, we're distracted now,
Sudan's back in the news.
(to the tune of "Take a Letter, Maria")
Last night, as I got home,
about a half past nine
There was that Kim Kid, the dictator
building arms of atomic kind
We made a fuss, and called around.
Even call in the UN
He launched it up against the West,
and it fell into the deep end.
So launch a missile, Korea,
cause all sorts of strife.
Get the UN up in arms;
take away all your rights
So, launch a missile Korea,
send it up with glee
We won't get raise the terror code
when it drops in the sea.
You've had a maniac, a mad man,
on that we can all agree
It just goes to prove that the nuts don't fall
far from the tree
I suppose we should invade,
to prevent pandemonium.
But it's not like they got
any petroleum
So launch a missile, Korea,
bring the West to its knees
Say it was a big success,
'cause it fell in the sea
Launch a missile,
Korea, try to push your views.
Whoops, we're distracted now,
Sudan's back in the news.
