​ DUCT TAPE

   Take Two

​  MAD COW PARTY

Bush State o'Union Address 2004

To: @Trump2020
 
Cc: @POTUS, @RudyColludy, @LevParnas, @ThatIgorFruman

​RE:  Online Video Pitches
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We’re looking at the numbers on the recent video we shared on Twitter and they are insane!  The video blew up big time.  The people love seeing the President portrayed in a copyrighted clip as Thanos as he’s about to disintegrate the entire universe!  When combined with the number of views of our tremendous “Game of Thrones” build-the-wall meme, you can see we have this election in the bag! So, with that in mind, we’ve been going through Wikipedia (not Wikileaks; LOL) to find more iconic and trademarked pop-culture characters we can infringe on.  It’s quite a list!
 
Auric Goldfinger: this was a no brainer!  Who loves gold more than Mr. Trump?  Picture the scene where James Bond is tied to a table with a laser working its way up toward his groinal regions.  Only, in the clip, we’ll put Nancy Pelosi’s face on Bond.  So when she says, “Do you expect me to talk?” and Goldfinger/Trump replies “No, I expect you to die” our supporters will go nuts.  Many clinically.
 
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Style, wit, grace, intellect-who better displays these Trumpian characteristics than Dr. Lecter from “Silence of the Lambs”?  We all agree that we should use the scene where Lecter silences all the lambs, i.e., the braying Democrats.
 
Zombie from “Return of the Living Dead”: We can have Zombie Trump trying to eat the brains of the Democratic leadership, but he keeps saying “These Democrats have no brains!” (If he hasn’t said it already, maybe work the phrase into his next rally) and “I’m still hungry!” (which we’re very sure is on file somewhere).
 
Jack Torrance: This is Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.” Just imagine having Mr. Trump come busting through the door saying “Here’s MAGA!” while Hillary (or Nancy or Barrack or James Comey or whoever’s on Mr. Trump’s Most Wanted list that week) screams in terror?  That’s Trumpism in a nutshell, baby!
 
The Emperor from “Star Wars”: Lifetime ruler alert!  Picture the scene where Emperor Palpatine (now Mr. Trump) tells Luke (now Adam Schiff) “It is of no concern. Soon the rebellion will be crushed.” Or something like that.  If that doesn’t make people want to join the Trump Empire, then nothing will!
 
Lord Voldemort: What could be more dramatic and uplifting for the Republicans then the scene where Lord Donald finally strikes down his mortal enemy, Hillary Potter, with the forbidden spell of “Avada Kedavra” which, we believe, is Latin for “Lock her up!”
 
Godzilla: Hey, when you think about destroying a corrupt town like Washington D.C., what comes to mind quicker than Godzilla?  Imagine Mr. Trump’s head over Godzilla’s as he stomps through town screaming “Drain the swamp” or “Lock her up” (depending on focus group feedback) and we can turn the fleeing populous as members of the Demon-cratic Party (pretty good, right? I just made that up now).  In fact, we can lift a whole clip of fleeing Democrats from the Daily Show and their “World War D” footage.  I’m sure they won’t mind, either.
 
Gollum: Okay, he’s another gold-phile, but we can have the scene were Frodo is trying to throw the ring (say, the Constitution) into the flaming fires of Mount Doom and Gollum/Trump leaps out and rescues the ring, yelling: “My precious!  My precious,” which would totally be in character for Mr. Trump and his love of the Constitution.
 
Get back to me on any of these ideas.  Me and Lester are ready to put any one of them together!  And wait until you see the amazing fake Time covers we’re prepping!  And we’ll make sure we don’t send out this text as a tweet again!