From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things...
This was an unusual thing for me to sell two bits that PHC rejected back-to-back, but that's what happened here. Was the sketch to technological for PHC? Was it not "humorous" enough for them? I would never know because there was never any feedback. But I learned to take it in stride, especially knowing that my material may have a second chance elsewhere. The premise was cool; Caller ID was all the rage, so I just took it to the next level. It's just a variation on those "technology out of control" bits, most recently on display on the Colin Jost Alexa commercials. So here's the bit as written for PHC and below it is the bit as produced by ACN.
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From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things...
This one has a happy ending. Okay, how many times have you been stuck in traffic or cut off by some maniac and wanted to yell at them? A lot. Well, instead of just sitting in my car and muttering about it, I wrote a sketch! I helps me blow off steam. I can often write things out of my system, it's a way of venting. So, I wrote this up so PHC could reject it. But I was working the angles at this point. PHC was the big fish. But I had developed two other leads to follow for radio-based comedy. So, if I listened to the show over the weekend and they didn't used my submission, I would re-work it a bit to submit to American Comedy Network, which syndicated jokes and bits to radio station nationwide. If they passed, it went off to All-Star Network, which did the same. So Mike's Auto Mike did get produced at ACN several weeks later, which I've included below the script.
Mike's Auto MicFrom 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... This is one of those sketches that I have submitted and submitted and submitted, but it never gets the nod. It's just one of those things that popped into my head when I was at the market and I noticed that after using my courtesy card, the cash register receipt would spit out coupons for items I had just purchased. Retail was just starting to figure out how to target customers based on their purchase history, and this was years before Facebook would figure out how to have pop-up ads for anything you mentioned in front of your phone or toaster. It's a bit that could have been really dry or really insane. I wound up playing it down the middle, trying to keep it grounded as the reality of the situation dawns on the customer. Again, I didn't even bother including GK as a "character" leaving it as Customer, Cashier and Announcer. I had my ups and downs with them, and this must have been one of the downses. After PHC passed, I re-worked it as a stage bit and for other radio outlets, but couldn't get it over the finish line. So, here is now, for your reading pleasure... Orwell MarketFrom 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... This is an unusual piece. It was a prose bit I had written for my college Humor magazine, the Plague. I think the show was at a college that week that must have prompted me to pull this out. Obviously, I adapted it for the show, but I didn't even bother to make the HOST character Keillor, so I'm thinking I tried to submit it elsewhere, as a sketch. Based on that and the typos, it really seems like a half-hearted submission. Didn't get picked. Anyway, it's not a bad bit, I remember it coming about the time I was getting ready to graduate and comparing the feeling to Dr. Elizabeth Kubler-Ross' theory on death and dying. Apt, I thought. We'll see if you agree... Life After Graduation |
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