Rejected Writers Guild Picket Signs
Pencils away! Or are you just glad to see me?
Sorry, studio contract, you’re not my TYPE(ing)!
Something, something, unfair!
Could you make the contract 10% sweeter?
We will not be replaced! By machines! Or your brother-in-law!
Without writers, what will you base all your future reboots on?
Hey, studio contract, we have notes!
Pencils down! Dander up!
Those post-credit Easter eggs don’t write themselves, you know!
Yadda-yadda-yadda, we’re on strike!
You think AI is going to suck up to you, too?
I hope we win the strike before they sell off the studios.
At least I’m getting my steps in.
My other sign is wittier.
And the sparkling water was flat!
FYI, we’re not the DGA.
Hey, Hey! Hee, Hee! Gotta beat the AMPTP
Hey, Siri, write me a picket sign.