(to the tune of "My Favorite Things.")
Dungeons and dragons and
whispers from ceilings
Bright, flashing lightening and de-mented feelings.
Mutated black bats that kill with their wings
These are a few of my Stranger Things…
Mad psychic powers and fierce Demogorgons
Secret mind projects and all kinds of jargon.
Kids named with numbers and major mood swings.
These are a few of my Stranger Things…
Frozen waffles
Then my nose just bleeds
I simply remember my Stranger Things,
And then destruction proceeds.
Children go missing in dimensional portals
Soviet agents and lethal immortals
Drifting black snow stuff and Christmas light strings
These are a few of my Stranger Things.
Frozen waffles
Eighties fashions
Then the mall explodes
I simply remember
my Stranger Things
And binge all the episodes