And this was after the show was off the air for a month. My last sketch was submitted the end of February and here it was the end of March. You'd think I would have been chumping at the reins to get new material to them.
From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... Working in lower Manhattan, people were still very security conscious. But it had gotten to ridiculous levels. Buildings all over NY had begone erecting stone and cement blocks in front of their buildings to prevent terrorist attacks. I should point out here that 9/11 was an air attack, so---? Some tried to make them look artful. Others had them designed as planters. Most just put out big cement blocks. I wasn't impressed, so I wrote a sketch. PHC wasn't impressed, they didn't use it. Maybe there could have been more to it, pad it out, do sound effects, but I was just going through the paces at this point (again). And this was after the show was off the air for a month. My last sketch was submitted the end of February and here it was the end of March. You'd think I would have been chumping at the reins to get new material to them.
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Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. I guess for spring they decided to so with a floral motif. What do I know of flowers? This was a hard one and in the end, instead of coming up with puns on the flower names, I inserted the flower into a phrase, that was generally angry. So I really mixed it up, logging in with 18 and getting 11 picked. So, yay me. Check them out over a Weekly Humorist: I was debating this post as a "Skit Happens" entry or the newest category, "Hollywood'a-Could'a-Should'a," because it's about a sketch I wrote after I finished college. I was every into mash-up sketches, taking two different titles and coming up with a sketch. I did "Laverne & Sherlock," "Cagney & Lucy," and all of my Shakespeare sketches. I picked the Hollywood'a because I kind of lost my mind a bit when it came to this bit. Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. This week's topic threw me. I found it hard. I'm not really a drinker and I don't know a lot about cats. There were a lot of duplicate entries this week and some people tried so hard to be unique, they wandered into obscure. Maybe that's why they were late this week, pushing out the notification of the game on their site. I only got 3 entries included. That was out of nine, so okay. And they were 2 of my favorites. Figure out which at: Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. Not much to say about this. The topic came up. I had to pull up a list of top Sci-Fi movies. I decided to stay with the synonyms for psycho while many decided just to play around with movie names any-which-way. I got several in, so I did okay. You know, I got an idea for a short prose piece last week. While watching "The Office" on Comedy Central, a commercial came on for "A Quiet Place: Day One." So, I'm sitting there thinking...John Krasinski in both of them. Wouldn't it be something if they did some kind of smash-up? Then I thought, what if a Hollywood agent thought that was a viable idea? And what if he pitched it to Krasinski? So, I wrote it up as a one-sided phone call of the agent talking to Krasinski trying to sell him the concept. And I've been sending that piece around. But as I wrote it, I kept coming up with different scenes and bits the producer would pitch to make the concept viable until I realized...I actually enough here to write up an episode of The Office as this. So I did. Much like my "Island of Frankenstein" screenplay, I had no business writing it. Then I remembered years ago that someone wrote a spec episode of "Seinfeld" has if it was still on the air after 9/11. Back in the 90s, writers went through a phase of writing "retro" spec scripts of shows like "I Love Lucy" just to stand out from the crowd. I one time got involved with a theater "producer" who wanted to turn "Oliver Twist" into a TV series called "Fagin's Gang" and I wrote the pilot for that. I got involved with a Hollywood "producer" who kept pitching ideas at me, where I was actually writing loglines and sample pages (which I wrote about here). It's done. Did anyone else think of this? While I was googling for images for this post, I put it as "The Quiet Office" and only got hits on the TV show. There's lots of sketches I've written that when I posted them here over the years, a search for graphics would bring up a lot of versions of it (like "The Walken Dead" sketch I wrote--man, that had a LOT of takes on it). Anyway, it's here. It's pretty funny (IMHO) and I think I got the flavor of both...although, there's much more talking here than the movie creatures would allow. I wanted to write Office dialogue, what can I say? Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. Well, it turns out I was able to make it to the latest hashtag game. There was a lot of downtime in the waiting room, so I manage a few entries. I was really winging it, just working off my phone, but I got a very high percentage in considering how few I sent in this time. But there were a lot of fun ones, so check out: |
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