|Dan Fiorella: Writer @ large||
Spain celebrated “Tomatina,” the annual tomato fight where tens of thousands of participants have exactly one hour to pelt each other with over 120 tons of tomatoes. This, just a few weeks after the annual running of the bulls leads us to conclude that Spain has too much free time.
Vice President Joe Biden thanked Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao for China’s investment in U.S. government debt and assured him the country has “nothing to worry about” regarding the stability of the America economy. Then he asked the Chinese Premier for “carfare” to get home.
Just saw the miniseries about the Green River serial killer on Lifetime. I know it was Lifetime because the dead victims got to talk about their feelings.
I know I'll never make it in show business because when the earthquake hit the first thing I did was call family members and not post jokes on Twitter.
...but being part of a society means that when someone shows you baby pictures you say, "What a lovely infant" even if the baby looks like something that's kept in a jar at "Ripley's Believe or Not."
TV producer Nigel Lythgoe of "American Idol" will co-host this year's Labor Day telethon, replacing Jerry Lewis, with all three “American Idol” judges making an appearance. Plus the show’s name is changing to “So you Think you can Donate?”
Sarah Palin calls President Obama 'very, very tone deaf' for vacationing in Martha's Vineyard
---sez the woman who quit her job half-way through.
Freelance writer, still hacking away.