Now, back to the topic at hand, my days at PHC: As the 2002-2003 season began, it was noted that Keillor had turned 60 that year. It felt like a valid topic to address on the show, so I attempted a song medley. I took all the songs I knew that were about 16-year olds and changed them to 60-year olds, then just adjusted the lyrics to fit all the typical old age jokes I could squeeze in. It wasn't selected, which made it seem like the new season was going to be like the old season.
I always liked it. I always wanted to perform it at friends birthdays but never had the nerve.