While I was attempting to mock the "War on Christmas" as if some smug atheist was gloating about his lawsuits making headway. The news always seems to focus on the few people out there who go out of their way to cheer on the banning of ANY religious aspect to the celebration of the BIRTH OF CHRIST. Like, just in the recent news, banning candy canes from school because the principle thinks candy canes are the letter "J" for Jesus instead of candy in the shape of a CANE. Anyway, it got rewritten...
I've posted this and lamented about this bit before...
While I was attempting to mock the "War on Christmas" as if some smug atheist was gloating about his lawsuits making headway. The news always seems to focus on the few people out there who go out of their way to cheer on the banning of ANY religious aspect to the celebration of the BIRTH OF CHRIST. Like, just in the recent news, banning candy canes from school because the principle thinks candy canes are the letter "J" for Jesus instead of candy in the shape of a CANE. Anyway, it got rewritten...
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Well here's a bit I wrote a couple of years ago, but probably wouldn't get done today. Those high-wire kung-fu pictures were all the rage. I had played with the idea for Halloween and when that didn't fly, I re-worked it for Christmas. I'm guessing they didn't have any Asians on staff, so those accents are pretty non-PC. But that was then and as we all know, comedy is only funny when it reinforces your political agenda...
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2001: there was a recession coming that nobody wanted to admit was happening. Post-9/11, businesses had closed, effected directly or not. There was talk of government bail-outs. Economically, it was the beginning of dicey times. And who would not adjust well to economic hard times? Charlie Brown, of course! I mentioned this skit in passing when I posted a Prairie Home Companion bit which reminded me to post the original skit my line was lifted from. Anyway, I liked the way it turned out. I even inserted it into my "Christmas Carol" script. I've tried to rework it for stage and whatnot, but it never gets picked. Sigh.
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A Charlie Brown Mid-Life ChristmasSketchy Tales: Christmas Edition - The Grinch: If I Stole Christmas Here's How It Happened12/14/2018
Looking back on my material, I didn't do a lot of O.J. bits back when the trials were going on. Lord knows everyone else was. This was before the internet so stuff like that was left to the pros. Also, that earlier on, (for the same reason) there wasn't a real pressing need for me to do topical humor. Later, as the trial faded from memory, OJ wrote a book. And I had an outlet. And the holidays were coming up, so, I did an OJ bit, kinda...
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This is actually a Skit Happens/Sketchy Tales combo. I wrote and submitted a sketch to the Prairie Home Companion called "A Charlie Brown Mid-Life Crisis." It wasn't used. However, Keillor could the last line of the sketch and incorporated it into this one. Barry Minot was a reoccurring segment on the show. It was, as a friend called in not funny, but funny-ish. So, I present it here for a listen. And just remember that end bit being said by Pig-pen to Charlie Brown and his family.
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Man, did I beat this bit into the ground! It was a prose piece originally, which made sense, as I was parodying letters. I got that printed in the Staten Island Advance. Also The Big Jewel ran a version of it. Then I decided to re-do it as a radio bit for PHC and they went for it. Few liberties were taken and the voice work was A-1. The ending was altered a bit, as endings usually were to sent up the next segment better, or because PHC bits often didn't end on "jokes."
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Yikes, Virginia! The Further Correspondence of Virginia O’Hanlon & Mr. Francis ChurchSong parodies are tough sells; on one hand, they are perfect for radio content, short and sweet. On the other hand, if you can't get them on the radio, there's very little chance it'll go elsewhere. Comedy troupes don't really do song parodies (at least that's what they started telling me). And I don't play an instrument or sing well, so doing it myself wasn't an option. Also, I have no friends, so I can't get them to do it. So, I'll put them here! "Polar Vortex" was written for one group, hence the lead-in to the song. It was the first winter they started talking about weather conditions being created by the Polar Vortex over the Arctic. And a lot of people were denying it existed and was a "made-up" term. "Coal" was written back in my ACN days because they were always open to a decent song parody and they loved holiday content. And "Only the Good Die Young" kinda merged nicely with the "Yes, Virginia" story. Also, it was easy to write holiday stuff well ahead of time to submit. We present this comedy to remind you that my Christmas Comedy Caper, Lost Claus is available over at Amazon. So buy your copy today and avoid the holiday rush! The Polar Vortex Only The Bad Get CoalYou fall into some ruts writing comedy. Like, for example, trying to figure out how many different plays on the work "Claus" you can come up with. Or, how many times can you mock the Kardashians? Or what if you can combine the two during the holidays? So, attempting to put a twist on a trope, that popped up out of a funny title, threw in some jokes that had been knocking around in my head that had no home and this happened. This was written for ACN and their short-form sketch format. It is what it is and there's was no real reason to attempt to expand it. This edition of Skit Happens is brought to you by "Lost Claus" the snappy comedy mystery! Leaping Yule Logs, Santa's missing! And only one man can find him, Nick Flebber, PI. Get your copy today at Amazon! The Claudashians
As American Comedy wound down, I was starting to download audio files of all my produced bits they did. And I found this one late in the game. I'm sure I've mention it before on the blog, but it was the first piece they bought from me. What a hoot, right? It got a massive rewrite, however. The song was lifted from a script I had written, a family comedy about a Christmas pageant and I wanted a bit where the kids would write a Christmas song. I had the song kicking around, based on "Do you know the way to San Jose." And it was more like "Do you know the ways of Santa Claus" about gift giving. So, still, it was a beginning.
ETA: Hey, I found a version of it in my script of "Christmas Carol." It's included now! Compare and contrast!
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Do You Know Your Secret Santa ClausHere's one of those bits that started out with a goofy title and I was able to turn it into an actual sketch. I think the mash-up works quite well and I came up with a very serviceable mystery plot to carry me through the bit, while still remaining silly. It could have been yet another commercial parody 2-minute bit (it certainly would have been if ACN were still a thing) Alas, TMI: Hollywood wasn't buying (a figure of speech, since they never actually buy material with money). But it's a solid longer-form sketch that would play nicely, so I release it into the wilderness of the internet, which is probably the most ridiculous sentence I've ever written... If you liked this bit, you'll love my book, Lost Claus, the story of a tough PI and an elf who have to save Christmas. Yule love it! It's over at Amazon. Buy a copy today! I'll be glad you did. Murder on the Polar Express |
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