KIM: Dad, can I borrow the sleigh? Khloe, Kourtney and me have a date.
SANTA: No, you know I need it to deliver all the toys tonight.
KIM: You love all the other kids in the world more than you love us!
ANNOUNCER: It’s “The Clau-Dashians.”
SANTA: Yes, I have 3 daughters. Not a lot of people realize that. I refer to them as my Ho-Ho-Ho’s.
KIM: So, I’m thinking, if the elves can build toys, why can’t we get them to build a Jacuzzi? We need a Jacuzzi more than we need a rocking horse. Or maybe a yo-yo.
KHLOE: I like yo-yos.
KOURTNEY: You are a yo-yo.
KHLOE: (giggles) I am.
ANNOUNCER: It’s the only way to keep up with the Clau-dashian sisters.
KHLOE: I don’t want any egg-nog.
KOURTNEY: You don’t like it?
KHLOE: I don’t believe in it.
KIM: Oh, you’re egg-nostic.
ANNOUNCER: Whether they’re sucking on icicles or North Pole dancing, you’ll want to make sure you don’t miss a single episode.
SANTA: Where are my reindeer? And why are you naked, Kim?
KIM: I’m protesting your abuse of animals! How can you make reindeer fly against their will???
SANTA: Suffering Sugarplums! They’re flying reindeer, that’s what they do!
KHLOE: We sent Rudolph to the plastic surgeon to get his birth defect corrected. His nose kept clashing with our outfits.
SANTA: What?? You’re fixing his nose? That’s what he’s famous for! Now he’ll just be famous for being famous, like you three. What are you doing now?
KOURTNEY: I’m tweeting this.
SANTA: That’s the TV remote.
KOURTNEY: I wondered why the channel kept changing every time I read my email. Oh, look! A clothes commercial!
ANNOUNCER: It’s gonna be a bumpy sleigh ride. And you can see it all on “The Clau-dashians.” Tonight on E!, right after “Big World, Little Elves.”