SS: Yes, I am.
TK: Things are classic symptoms of depression. If you are suffering these symptoms for more than two weeks, you may be suffering from clinical depression. Do you know what causes depression?
SS: Um, chemical imbalances in the neutrons?
TK: No, it's your lousy life.
SS: Oh, wow. I had no idea.
TK: Oh, come on. You never go out. Your job is menial. You have no love life.
SS: That's certainly true.
TK: You got nothing to look forward to, so of course you're depressed.
SS: Wow. This is bumming me out even further. What should I do? Quit my job? Join a dating service? Take some night courses?
TK: Sure, you could go through all the time and expense of doing one or all of those, or you can take new Happitol.
SS: Happitol? Sounds, I don't know, happy.
SS: And Happitol will make my life better?
TK: I didn't say that. It'll just make your life seem better.
SS: Actually, that sounds attractive, too.
TK: We thought it might. So get undepressed the Happitol way.
GK: Yes, Happitol, the little yellow pill that will cure the blues.