Oct. 2014, another week, another zombie sketch (but, hey, zombies were really, really hot back then). Again, barely a sketch; a black out bit in the form of yet another commercial parody. I really thought this was a great original idea, until I was Googling something later on and discovered quite a number of Walken Dead YouTube videos out there. While I thought my approached of the Walken Dead zombie was better, the other guys did it longer. Maybe it only deserves to be a blackout sketch.
But, more importantly, I remind my readers that my Halloween tale, Halloweenies, is available now at Amazon.com. It's a funny tale of a boy and his quest for the perfect Halloween costume and all the trouble it causes. It's all treat and no trick! Get your copy today!
Now, back to the blog...
But, more importantly, I remind my readers that my Halloween tale, Halloweenies, is available now at Amazon.com. It's a funny tale of a boy and his quest for the perfect Halloween costume and all the trouble it causes. It's all treat and no trick! Get your copy today!
Now, back to the blog...
The Walken Dead
(MAN and WOMAN are hunkered down.)
ANNOUNCER: From the producers of “The Walking Dead” and “Zombieland” comes the latest must see program on AMC---
MAN: What happened to everyone?
WOMAN: It’s some fever, it kills everyone and they turn into that!
(WALKEN zombie walks out.)
WALKEN: (Christopher) I want…to eat your…brains.
ANNOUNCER: It’s “The Walken Dead.”
WALKEN: I…can’t help but notice…your head seems…quite…large. I’m…guessing your brain must be pretty big.
MAN: Get in the car! Get in the car!
WOMAN: Go! Go!
(They run off.)
WALKEN: I bet…those brains…would have been…tasty. Drat my…lumbering gait.
ANNOUNCER: “The Walken Dead” premiers tonight on AMC, right after “Vampire Frat House.”
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ANNOUNCER: From the producers of “The Walking Dead” and “Zombieland” comes the latest must see program on AMC---
MAN: What happened to everyone?
WOMAN: It’s some fever, it kills everyone and they turn into that!
(WALKEN zombie walks out.)
WALKEN: (Christopher) I want…to eat your…brains.
ANNOUNCER: It’s “The Walken Dead.”
WALKEN: I…can’t help but notice…your head seems…quite…large. I’m…guessing your brain must be pretty big.
MAN: Get in the car! Get in the car!
WOMAN: Go! Go!
(They run off.)
WALKEN: I bet…those brains…would have been…tasty. Drat my…lumbering gait.
ANNOUNCER: “The Walken Dead” premiers tonight on AMC, right after “Vampire Frat House.”
End
