The FEMA joke was "sharpies and paper towels" and got changed to "sharpies and plastic maps." The Texas joke reworked my "but masks" take a bit. The muffin bit was a real re-wording of my punchline, but the punchline logic remained. The Milli-Vanilli joke got altered a bit, but again, the premise was intact. The 1/6 commission joke got a real workout to have the punchline come back on itself as opposed to my simple "They're ok with 4 recounts but not 1 investigation." I was very happy my "Quid Pro Coop" line hit. I liked that line a lot. And I was proud of my "full contact" airline joke was well.
TMI: Daily is going into summer hours after Memorial day, so check the TMI: Hollywood Facebook Page for days and times. And here's my contributions for last week (the video is fine, the thumbnail got pulled from a dissolve frame):