Originally written for PHC in 2011 (hence the tagline "in business since 2010!"), it was passed over and I re-did it for my other radio people, who also passed. Part of my "Inappropriate Stores" series, it's just a silly premise carried out in a silly manner. I like these things. I even attempted to link them together as a series of running gags for one venue. Didn't fly there either. It's not strictly Thanksgiving, but it does fall under the category of "holiday food," so here it is, fresh from the slush pile.
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Sid’s House of Glaze
SID: Need a good glaze? Something to put on pastry or food? Or maybe you got a dinner that needs some sprucing up. Then you need to hurry down to Sid’s House of Glaze right now! Hi, I’m Sid and this is my House of Glaze. We carry a wide selection of coatings for all your foodstuffs, sweet or savory.
(store door bell jingles)
CUSTOMER 1: Hey you have something for a ham?
SID: You know I do! We make our glazes from the finest egg whites, meat stocks and waxes available! Just sample this!
CUSTOMER 1: Hmm, that’s good glaze.
SID: Don’t I know it!
(store door bell jingles)
CUSTOMER 2: I have some donuts that need some pizzazz.
SID: Then you’ve found the right place, because here at Sid’s House of Glaze we can handle anything from appetizers to desserts.
(store door bell jingles)
CUSTOMER 3: Hi! Can you fix my window?
SID: No, that’s Dave’s House of Glazers, next door. But if you need your food dipped or brushed with a delicious glaze, this is the place you wanna be! Sid’s House of Glaze and I oughta know, ‘cause I’m Sid!
ANNOUNCER: Sid’s House of Glaze, for all your glazing needs. Located on Mellon Road, just pass the bead shop. Sid’s House of Glaze, where we can handle your glaze needs and have been since 2010!
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(store door bell jingles)
CUSTOMER 1: Hey you have something for a ham?
SID: You know I do! We make our glazes from the finest egg whites, meat stocks and waxes available! Just sample this!
CUSTOMER 1: Hmm, that’s good glaze.
SID: Don’t I know it!
(store door bell jingles)
CUSTOMER 2: I have some donuts that need some pizzazz.
SID: Then you’ve found the right place, because here at Sid’s House of Glaze we can handle anything from appetizers to desserts.
(store door bell jingles)
CUSTOMER 3: Hi! Can you fix my window?
SID: No, that’s Dave’s House of Glazers, next door. But if you need your food dipped or brushed with a delicious glaze, this is the place you wanna be! Sid’s House of Glaze and I oughta know, ‘cause I’m Sid!
ANNOUNCER: Sid’s House of Glaze, for all your glazing needs. Located on Mellon Road, just pass the bead shop. Sid’s House of Glaze, where we can handle your glaze needs and have been since 2010!
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