WOMAN: Honey, why is there a big box of pumpkins in the living room?
ANNOUNCER: Yes, the Box o'Pumpkins showers your friends with the one true
fruit of the season. And it's such a sort season.
WOMAN: What are we supposed to do with a box of pumpkins? There must be
dozens in there.
MAN: Can you make a pie, maybe?
WOMAN: Get real, dear.
ANNOUNCER: The Fall Box o'Pumpkins for $59.95, including next-day express
delivery. Also available in gourds and squash.
WOMAN: No, seriously, that's a lot of pumpkins.
MAN: I'm going to call the Johnsons now. What were they thinking??
ANNOUNCER: Call now and order. Supplies are somewhat limited, but not nearly
as limited as we would like as the season winds down.
MAN: Maybe we can, you know, paint them red and green for Christmas.
ANNOUNCER: The Fall Box o'Pumpkins. It's just like having a pumpkin patch in