Pee-wee's Playhouse 90
JULES GASPARD D'ESTAING
ANNOUNCER (o.s.) : It was classic television programing at its best, part of the Golden Age of Broadcasting and now it’s available on Blu-Ray and DVD.
Lights up on MARTY talking to someone we can’t see yet.
MARTY PILLETTI: You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog. And I'm a fat, ugly man.
Oh, it’s PEE-WEE HERMAN.
PEE-WEE HERMAN: I know you are but what am I?
ANNOUNCER (o.s.): It’s Pee-Wee’s Playhouse 90, a collection of broadcast brilliant that was once televised live to America’s homes. Classic teleplays like “Marty” or “Twelve Angry Men.”
Lights up on JURORS seated.
JUROR #8: We're not convinced. We want to hear them again. We have as much time as it takes.
JUROR #3: [another pause, seething with anger] Everything - *every single thing* that took place in that courtroom, but I mean everything - says he's guilty. What d'ya think, I'm an idiot or somethin'?
PEE-WEE HERMAN: Say it, don’t spray it!
ANNOUCER (o.s.): It’s all re-digitized and remastered for your home enjoyment, more vivid and sharp than you remember these classics. Classics like the western drama “Invitation to a Gunfighter”
Lights up on JULES, seated. RUTH enters, agitated.
RUTH: I heard shots. They woke me.
JULES: Just a little gunplay at the saloon. Nobody hurt.
RUTH: Gunplay? Guns is a plaything to you?
Pee-Wee jumps out.
PEE-WEE HERMAN: Aaah! You said the word of the day! Plaything! Aaaah!
ANNOUNCER (o.s.): We only made seven of these, so order yours today!