So, to remind people that Halloween is coming and I have a Halloween book to sell, here is...,
The Power-walking Dead
ANNOUNCER: Tonight on AMC---
MAN: I don’t understand. One minute I’m in a coma and the next thing I know, the world is filled with flesh eating zombies!
WOMAN: It’s horrible. How did this happen? Can we escape them?
MAN: Wait, up ahead! It’s a group of zombies!
WOMAN: Don’t worry, we should be able to keep ahead of them.
MAN: I don’t know, they seem to be moving pretty quickly.
WOMAN: They’re reanimated dead people, how fast can they go?
MAN: No, look, they’re catching up! They’re really moving!
WOMAN: Oh, no! Oh, no!
(A group of ZOMBIES, power-walking, heel-to-toe, catch up to the Man and Woman and carry them off.)
ANNOUNCER: It’s “The Power-walking Dead” a new series on AMC!
WOMAN: I shoulda wore sneakers!