Clinton House of Balloons
BILL CLINTON: Hi, I’m Bill Clinton. If you’re like me, you love balloons. But in day-to-day life, how often do you get to play in a balloon drop? New Year’s Eve, maybe. A couple of political conventions. Well, I’m here to solve that with Bill Clinton’s House of Balloons! Come on by and play in our balloons. We’ve got big balloons! Little balloons! Red balloons! White balloons! Blue balloons! You want green or orange? We can do that too! Drop them! Punch them! Kick them! It’s awesome, I’m telling you! It’s more fun than a barrel full of interns!
ANNOUNCER: That’s the Clinton House of Balloons on Route 95, just down the road from Hal’s Mud Museum. Day passes available. Tour buses welcome!
BILL CLINTON: I’m Bill Clinton and I approve these balloons!