Barack be a Muslim Tonight
(to the tune of “Luck be a Lady Tonight.”)
Barack be a Muslim tonight
That’s gonna be our sound bite
Barack if you’ve ever been a Muslim to begin with
Barack is a Muslim tonight
Barack, see, the polling all states
That voters all seem to rate
Your dad was a Muslim or a least he used to be one
Barack has a Mus-slim trait.
The public don’t believe the sound bites
It isn’t fair, it isn’t trite
All the effort we wasted
Trying to tie him to Rev. Wright
So keep this election in sight
Never let up on the fright
Stick it to him, baby, We’re the opposition
Barack be a Muslim
Though it’s kinda loathsome
Barack is a Muslim tonight.