Coal Me Maybe Snow Angel
Coal Me Maybe (Call Me, Maybe) I put my sock on the wall, Sat on your lap at the mall I even decked all the halls And now you’re in your sleigh I tried to be a good kid Despite my really strong Id. I can’t undo what I did And now you’re in your sleigh. Your list be checkin’ At least twice I reckon. But naughtiness did beckon What do you think I’m getting, Santa? Hey, I was naughty And a crybaby You got my number So, coal me, maybe? It’s hard to be nice When you’re lazy But you got my number So coal me, maybe? Hey, I did write you And it’s shocking That I’m gonna find Coal in my stocking And all the other toys That was my goal But I got busted With a lump of coal. I’m leaving cookies and a nice salt lick So maybe next year You won’t coal me, St. Nick. | | Snow Angel (Earth Angel) Snow Angel, Snow angel There on the ground Taking my arms And flapping around Now I’m so cold With my leggings soaked through. Snow Angel, Snow angel My outline in snow ‘cept with wings and skirt below Now I’m so cold With my mittens soaked through I fell in snow on my back And wiggled by arms east and west I waved and strained ‘til the snow gave way And now you’re the vision of frosty-ness Oh-oh-OH Snow angel, snow angel Freezing my butt To make you appear As a snowy rut But you have eyes For the snowman next door. |