Abbott & Claustello
CLAUSTELLO: We need to see what the weather is for Christmas Eve.
ABBOTT: I checked with the weatherman already, Santa.
CLAUSTELLO: Did the meteorologist say it would snow?
ABBOTT: He says snow.
CLAUSTELLO: Oh, drat, I wanted a white Christmas.
ABBOTT: It will be a white Christmas.
CLAUSTELLO: But you just said there wouldn’t be snow.
ABBOTT: No, I said he says snow.
CLAUSTELLO: Well, if he says no, it's no.
ABBOTT: No, it's not no, it's snow.
CLAUSTELLO: That’s what I just said!
ANNOUNCER: It’s “Abbott & Claustello,” tonight on cable.
CLAUSTELLO: Look, I have to know if it’s going to snow or not! We have to know if we need to use the wheelie things on the sleigh. In this kind of weather, it'll be hard to get those flying animals to go...
ABBOTT: Flying animals? Reindeer?
CLAUSTELLO: No, snow, sweetheart.
ANNOUNCER: Will they manage to get Christmas started on time?
ABBOTT: Okay, we got the new reindeer ready. You’ll have to learn their names. They’ve got odd names.
CLAUSTELLO: I know, like Donner or Blitzen.
ABBOTT: Right, so you have Who’s on lead, What’s on your left and I Don’t Know on the right---
CLAUSTELLO: That’s what I want to know. What’s the name of the lead reindeer?
ABBOTT: No, Who’s the name of the lead reindeer.
CLAUSTELLO: How should I know??
ANNOUNCER: “Abbott & Claustello” tonight cable! They put the mess in Christmas!