Writing Christmas song parodies out of actual Christmas songs is easy. Just try writing Christmas song parodies out of other Top 40 pop song hits. Then you got something. And what I got is a lot of song parodies that didn't go any where, except here.
We present this Christmas comedy to remind you that my Christmas Comedy Caper, Lost Claus is available over at Amazon. So buy your copy today and avoid the holiday rush!
Christmas Day Christmas!
| Christmas day (Yesterday) Christmas Day, all the presents should be laid away But I’m at the mall in dismay And tomorrow will be Christmas Day Suddenly, this Noel came creeping up on me. There’s some specials over in aisle three Oh, Christmas Day came suddenly. I had to put it off, shopping here without much pay My year-end bonus got cleaved, Now I’m shopping Christmas Eve. Christmas Day, shopping just before the holiday, So the kids are getting cheese and meat trays It’s a sucky Christmas Day. | | Christmas (Footloose) Been shopping so hard Depleted credit cards 12 days are for what? Oh, just shop ‘til I drop I’ve got this feeling That stores are wearing me down My head is reeling Once these bills come around. Now it’s a task, Christmas Put on my mall sneakers Get set, Comet, falling deeper in debt. Don’t wanna, Donner, credit ratings a goner Buy, en mass, everybody for Christmas! You’re playing so cool The season is Yule Dig deep in your pocket Money’s burning yearning for Something to pay for That gift ain’t passing you by They’re trying to sell you It will so you have to go and buy Yuletide is the reason why Now it’s a task, Christmas Put on your shopping shoes Dasher, cashier, capping my fiscal year Get lost, Jack Frost, paying shipping costs. Buy, en mass, everybody for Christmas! |
