SPACEY: Hi, I’m Kevin Spacey, award winning actor.
HOST: Wait, what?
SPACEY: I’ll be taking you by the hand and leading your through the large, luxurious structure that is the acting profession.
HOST: How was I not informed about this?
SPACEY: With our Masterclass web-seminars, I’ll be showing you more than just learning your lines and not tripping on the furniture. I’ll be showing you how to grab a part and make it yours. I’ll be teaching you how coerce any role into doing your biding. No matter how drunk you are.
HOST: We have many other Masterclasses!
SPACEY: One of the features of the Masterclass series is bringing in a group of students, virile, strapping students who are hungry for a part, any part, I offer them.
HOST: This isn’t right.
SPACEY: Masterclass? When did I do this? Man, I must have been really drunk.
HOST: And after that’s been sorted out, you can sign up for our Masterclass in joke writing, taught by the one and only…Larry David?
DAVID: It’s going to be pretty, pretty, pretty, edgey.
HOST: Oh, come on!