BRAVO: “You like shows about angry people cursing each other? BRAVO for you!”
CLOO: “It’s a mystery why we still have this name.”
AMC: “Sure, okay, we still show movies, but have you seen Walking Dead? Awesome, right?”
TruTV: “Because if it were really True, it wouldn’t be on TV.”
CLOO: “It’s a mystery why we still have this name.”
AMC: “Sure, okay, we still show movies, but have you seen Walking Dead? Awesome, right?”
TruTV: “Because if it were really True, it wouldn’t be on TV.”
SYFY: “The go-to channel for all things sci-fi and also stuff that isn’t.”
HISTORY Channel: “Guess what? We finally ran out of World War II footage!”
The Weather Channel: “Yes, we’re still a thing.”
ME-TV: “Because the ‘Old Rerun Channel’ didn’t sound good at all!”
TLC: “Learning that people are freaks now.”
E!: “So much easier to spell than ‘Entertainment!’”
English Channel: “Not a TV channel, just a body of water.”
A&E: “Yeah, we gave up on the “Arts” part a while ago, too.”
FX: “Fiction shows, just like FOX News.”
FXX: “Funny shows, just like FOX News.”
FMC: “In no way affiliated with FOX News.”
TMC: “It’s like the old ‘Late Show’ movie but round-the-clock.”
Esquire: “TV named after a magazine! Who says print is dead?”
Al Jazeera America: “We don’t want to kill infidels for now.”
BBC America: “The English channel (not to be confused with the body of water).”
MTV: “We made music video popular until they weren’t.”
HISTORY Channel: “Guess what? We finally ran out of World War II footage!”
The Weather Channel: “Yes, we’re still a thing.”
ME-TV: “Because the ‘Old Rerun Channel’ didn’t sound good at all!”
TLC: “Learning that people are freaks now.”
E!: “So much easier to spell than ‘Entertainment!’”
English Channel: “Not a TV channel, just a body of water.”
A&E: “Yeah, we gave up on the “Arts” part a while ago, too.”
FX: “Fiction shows, just like FOX News.”
FXX: “Funny shows, just like FOX News.”
FMC: “In no way affiliated with FOX News.”
TMC: “It’s like the old ‘Late Show’ movie but round-the-clock.”
Esquire: “TV named after a magazine! Who says print is dead?”
Al Jazeera America: “We don’t want to kill infidels for now.”
BBC America: “The English channel (not to be confused with the body of water).”
MTV: “We made music video popular until they weren’t.”
