Lincoln actually worn berets.
The South won the War Between the States but keeps losing the Miss America pageants.
He did not waste precious time “posing for the penny.”
Lincoln was not a visitor from a friendly planet.
Mary Todd Lincoln wasn’t a dude in drag.
Lincoln did not find the Holy Grail.
The Gettysburg address had nothing to do with his pen-pal.
Lincoln did not arm-wrestling Jefferson Davis to see if they abolish slavery or not.
He did not invent the automobile.