You know you’re growing up when…
…you don't have to save shoe boxes for your dioramas.
…you don't look at old baby carriages and think you need them as wheels for a go kart.
…picking up a penny doesn’t seem such a big deal anymore.
…when cooties becomes the least of your girl problems.
…you DVR “Saturday Night Live” for Sunday Afternoon viewing.
…you lose track of school holidays.
…New Year’s Eve comes around 9:00 PM, either because you passed out or went to bed.
…when snow goes from being a decoration to an obstacle.
…when your date movies have more exposition than explosions.
…when the events in your kids’ history books are memories of your childhood.