While updating the blog, I stumbled across this lost bit. I wrote it but 3 years ago, as the talk of the Olympics was comingling with the talk of the pandemic. I submitted it to a number of sites, but it didn't make the cut, so it it is. Just project yourself back to July 2021 when everyone was getting sick, but they still wanted to jump and run and stuff.
The Pandemic Games
We’re excited about the announced line-up for the first ever Pandemic Games!
The Clean and Cough
The Downhill Ventilator
Synchronized Incubation
Pox Vault
Freestyle Spreading
The ER Floor Routines
MRSA-athon
Track & Trace
6 Foot Dash
Social Distancing Relay
COVID Slalom
Water Polio
Triage-athon
The High Fever
Vaccine Shot Put
The Clean and Cough
The Downhill Ventilator
Synchronized Incubation
Pox Vault
Freestyle Spreading
The ER Floor Routines
MRSA-athon
Track & Trace
6 Foot Dash
Social Distancing Relay
COVID Slalom
Water Polio
Triage-athon
The High Fever
Vaccine Shot Put
