A bit I wrote a few days ago, trying to find a different take on the whole situation in a different light. It's getting very hard to submit pandemic material these days. But, write what you know...
The Days of Quarantine
On the first day of quarantine my true love gave to me Purell and a roll of T.P.
On the second day of quarantine my true love gave to me two santi wipes…
On the third day of quarantine my true love gave to me three frozen pizzas…
On the fourth day of quarantine my true love gave to me four online memes…
On the second day of quarantine my true love gave to me two santi wipes…
On the third day of quarantine my true love gave to me three frozen pizzas…
On the fourth day of quarantine my true love gave to me four online memes…
On the fifth day of quarantine my true love gave to me Five Rubber Gloves!
On the twelfth day of quarantine my true love gave to me twelve pounds of chocolate…
On the twenty-second day of quarantine my true love gave to me 24 press conferences…
On the thirty-second day of quarantine my true love gave to me 32 bars of soap…
On the fifty-seventh day of quarantine my true love gave to me 57 razors…
On the sixty-twelfth day of quarantine my true love gave to me a haircut because I’m looking really shaggy…
On the Liberty-Biberty day of quarantine my true love gave to me a plastic bag to wear on my head in lieu of a mask…
And a Purell and some T.P.!
On the twelfth day of quarantine my true love gave to me twelve pounds of chocolate…
On the twenty-second day of quarantine my true love gave to me 24 press conferences…
On the thirty-second day of quarantine my true love gave to me 32 bars of soap…
On the fifty-seventh day of quarantine my true love gave to me 57 razors…
On the sixty-twelfth day of quarantine my true love gave to me a haircut because I’m looking really shaggy…
On the Liberty-Biberty day of quarantine my true love gave to me a plastic bag to wear on my head in lieu of a mask…
And a Purell and some T.P.!
