My company started doing annual reviews now. And the weird part is they wanted ME to review me initially, then have my supervisor review my review and see how close I got it. One of the sections of the review was to name 3 goals I have for myself for the upcoming 12-month period. Only three??? So I had to leave a bunch off, such as:
Winning the lottery.
Not killing Dave in accounting.
Perfecting my slam dunk.
Making the FBI Most Wanted list.
Flakier pie crust.
Triggering the morality clause.
Cash that Nigerian prince’s check, for sure.
A hat trick of some sort.
Practicing my revenge spells.
Putting vodka in the water cooler.
Mastering Candy Crush.
Going viral on TikTok.
Returning those secret documents.