They came from the least picked section of Netflix! Horrible horror movies like: The Creature of Habit From the Black Lagoon A Paraversal Pictures production, it's the story of a monster doomed by its predictability. It comes out of the lagoon every night at exactly 7:04 and once the villagers figure this out, well, it gets pretty easy for them to trap and kill it. Not a lot of suspense here... |
Vincent Price stars as a mad doctor who invites his obsessive-compulsive friends to spend a night in his kitchen. As Price predicts, they begin to clean up the room, but they keep mopping and mopping the floor but it just doesn't do any good! And it's in 3-D so it looks like the mops keep coming at you!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Bigshot
The quasi-frightening tale of a renowned scientist studying the dual nature of man. He creates a formula which turns him into cell phone-talking, gold chain-wearing, fancy car-owning loud mouth who has an opinion on everything.
The Mummy Curses
When the mummy gets sealed in his pyramid, he lets out a string of expletives that would make a sailor blush.
Accountant Dracula
A 1950s "Poverty Row" B-movie, it featured Bela Lugolsi in an attempt to cash in on his most famous role, only here he portrays a CPA of the undead.
The Bris of Frankenstein
Dr. Frankenstein created the monster 7 days earlier and now it's time to perform the traditional Jewish ceremony in this lesser-known thriller. The monster doesn't talk in this film, but boy does he yell!
I Spit in your Gravy
A coven of nasty chefs open a restaurant where they spit into everyone's order. Just keep repeating to yourself, "It's only a movie, it's only a movie." Or is it..?
The Phantom of the Oprah
Harpo Pictures presents this Harpo production starring Oprah Winfrey. A creepy guy living in the TV studio seems to be sabotaging Oprah's cable channel. Featuring Tyler Perry as the Phantom.
Attack of the Six-foot Hero
Apparently the concept of a marauding hoagie sandwich was scary to someone, but I'll be darned if I can figure out who. Anyway, once the submarine sandwich comes to life, the townsfolk are able to defeat it with some condiments and cellophane toothpicks.
The Curse of the Sacrifice-Fly
Another in the Vincent Price collection: he's a struggling inventor whose teleportation device turns his assistant into a half man/half fly baseball player who is able to advance runners on pop outs. It was an interesting attempt to capitalize on two October traditions, Halloween and the World Series.
The Incredible Shrinking Paycheck
The truly scary tale of a put-upon man whose take-home pay is depleted by his wife, his kids, and Uncle Sam.
Godzilla Verses
An odd horror art film, a vanity production where Godzilla reads poetry from his book, "Tokyo, my Tokyo, Symbol of Destruction."
Ice Scream
A masked Good Humor Man stalks and kills sexy teens with an ice cream cone that's been frozen really, really hard.
Yes, sir, I give all these films two severed thumbs down!