Sure, we all look to the successful people and their work habits in an attempt to gleam from them some nugget of knowledge that would allow us to mimic their achievements. But are these really the people who we should be emulating? Because as it turns out, some of their habits are pretty filthy. For example:
Bill Gates: Picks nose...
Bill Gates: Picks nose...
Warren Buffett: Never flushes the toilet after he goes.
Eleanor Roosevelt: Sniffed her fingertips constantly.
F. W. Woolworth: Sniffed the fingertips of his employees.
Richard Branson: Cannibalism.
Sam Walton: Ate with his fingers (even chili!).
Donald Trump: Appears on reality TV shows.
Thomas Edison: Farted and blamed assistants.
Henry Ford: Nazi.
Louis B. Mayer: Bedded young starlets and then lied about it to his gay lovers.
Robin Williams: Too soon.
Col. Sanders: Licked his fingers before handling the chicken.
Margaret Thatcher: Smoked shredded wheat.
Oprah Winfrey: Bites her toe nails.
Rupert Murdoch: Bites his employees’ toe nails.
Ludwig van Beethoven: Never changed his bed sheets.
Catherine the Great: Sex with horses.
J.K.Rowling: Practices black magic.
Arianna Huffington: Foreign Liberal.
Henry Ross Perot: Doesn’t pick up after his dog.
Charlie Chaplin: Held cock fights and bear baiting exhibitions in his Hollywood mansion.
Charles Shultz: Serial killer.
Steven Spielberg: Nazi (weird, right?).
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Double-dipper.
Dalai Lama: Never changes robes.
John D. Rockefeller: Constantly made heavy breathing crank phone calls.
Albert Einstein: White slaver.
Lee Iacocca: Insists on wearing “Lucky Underwear” all the time.
Julia Child: Kept licking utensils constantly. Even the ones she wasn’t using.
Ted Turner: Recycles condoms.
Mark Twain: Paid assassin.
Aristotle Onassis: Mud wrestling.
Lou Wasserman: King of the skid marks.
Eleanor Roosevelt: Sniffed her fingertips constantly.
F. W. Woolworth: Sniffed the fingertips of his employees.
Richard Branson: Cannibalism.
Sam Walton: Ate with his fingers (even chili!).
Donald Trump: Appears on reality TV shows.
Thomas Edison: Farted and blamed assistants.
Henry Ford: Nazi.
Louis B. Mayer: Bedded young starlets and then lied about it to his gay lovers.
Robin Williams: Too soon.
Col. Sanders: Licked his fingers before handling the chicken.
Margaret Thatcher: Smoked shredded wheat.
Oprah Winfrey: Bites her toe nails.
Rupert Murdoch: Bites his employees’ toe nails.
Ludwig van Beethoven: Never changed his bed sheets.
Catherine the Great: Sex with horses.
J.K.Rowling: Practices black magic.
Arianna Huffington: Foreign Liberal.
Henry Ross Perot: Doesn’t pick up after his dog.
Charlie Chaplin: Held cock fights and bear baiting exhibitions in his Hollywood mansion.
Charles Shultz: Serial killer.
Steven Spielberg: Nazi (weird, right?).
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Double-dipper.
Dalai Lama: Never changes robes.
John D. Rockefeller: Constantly made heavy breathing crank phone calls.
Albert Einstein: White slaver.
Lee Iacocca: Insists on wearing “Lucky Underwear” all the time.
Julia Child: Kept licking utensils constantly. Even the ones she wasn’t using.
Ted Turner: Recycles condoms.
Mark Twain: Paid assassin.
Aristotle Onassis: Mud wrestling.
Lou Wasserman: King of the skid marks.
