Hey, it's in English! #LiveTweetingMass
What’s the point of reading from the Old Testament if we got a New Testament? #LiveTweetingMass
Scripture reading was the story of Lazarus. First zombie story! #LiveTweetingMass
Why does this blood taste like cheap wine? #LiveTweetingMass
Homily. Time to check out the bulletin. #LiveTweetingMass
All this standing, sitting, kneeling! What's next, spin mass? #LiveTweetingMass
Didn't want to shake hands so I just waved a peace sign at everyone. #LiveTweetingMass
All these statues, but not one of Stephen Colbert. Wonder if he's aware... #LiveTweetingMass
Organ is good and loud, drowning out these tone-deaf people next to me. #LiveTweetingMass
Going to eat body and blood. I guess it’s in keeping with the zombie theme. #LiveTweetingMass
I like that they have a snack time, but the cookie is really bland. #LiveTweetingMass
Apparently, they frown at going back for seconds on the sacramental wine. #LiveTweetingMass
Leaving right after communion is like leaving the ball game during the 8th inning to avoid the traffic.
#LiveTweetingMass
How awkward, everyone is standing around waiting for the priest to leave. #LiveTweetingMass
During cold and flu season, it seems they should replace holy water w/Purell. #LiveTweetingMass
What’s the point of reading from the Old Testament if we got a New Testament? #LiveTweetingMass
Scripture reading was the story of Lazarus. First zombie story! #LiveTweetingMass
Why does this blood taste like cheap wine? #LiveTweetingMass
Homily. Time to check out the bulletin. #LiveTweetingMass
All this standing, sitting, kneeling! What's next, spin mass? #LiveTweetingMass
Didn't want to shake hands so I just waved a peace sign at everyone. #LiveTweetingMass
All these statues, but not one of Stephen Colbert. Wonder if he's aware... #LiveTweetingMass
Organ is good and loud, drowning out these tone-deaf people next to me. #LiveTweetingMass
Going to eat body and blood. I guess it’s in keeping with the zombie theme. #LiveTweetingMass
I like that they have a snack time, but the cookie is really bland. #LiveTweetingMass
Apparently, they frown at going back for seconds on the sacramental wine. #LiveTweetingMass
Leaving right after communion is like leaving the ball game during the 8th inning to avoid the traffic.
#LiveTweetingMass
How awkward, everyone is standing around waiting for the priest to leave. #LiveTweetingMass
During cold and flu season, it seems they should replace holy water w/Purell. #LiveTweetingMass
