Everyone loves cheese. But not everyone loves every cheese. Yet stores try to foist new variations of old favorites upon us. And frankly, they just never catch on:
Swiss Army Cheese – the only cheese that came with a screwdriver and cork screw.
Latin American Cheese – A bitter cheese, annoyed by the fact that everyone just assumes that American Cheese covers it all.
Tea Brie – cheese that tasted like tea. Yet isn’t made with tea. Weird, right?
Egg Cream Cheese – old Brooklyn Favorite. But old Brooklyn is gone.
Crème Cheese – made from the insides of Devil Dogs and Ring Dings.
Provolone 2: Lost in New York – face it, cheese sequels are never as good as the original cheese.
Hell in a Handbasket Cheese – a hot and spicy cheese bad for your heart and soul.
Red, White and Bleu Cheese – a cheese that only sold well in July.
Cottage Industry Cheese – a favorite of small businesses. But the small dairy that made it could never expand its output.
Monterey Jack Flash – it caused gas, gas, gas.
Amateurvolone – the opposite of Provolone.
Swiss Army Cheese – the only cheese that came with a screwdriver and cork screw.
Latin American Cheese – A bitter cheese, annoyed by the fact that everyone just assumes that American Cheese covers it all.
Tea Brie – cheese that tasted like tea. Yet isn’t made with tea. Weird, right?
Egg Cream Cheese – old Brooklyn Favorite. But old Brooklyn is gone.
Crème Cheese – made from the insides of Devil Dogs and Ring Dings.
Provolone 2: Lost in New York – face it, cheese sequels are never as good as the original cheese.
Hell in a Handbasket Cheese – a hot and spicy cheese bad for your heart and soul.
Red, White and Bleu Cheese – a cheese that only sold well in July.
Cottage Industry Cheese – a favorite of small businesses. But the small dairy that made it could never expand its output.
Monterey Jack Flash – it caused gas, gas, gas.
Amateurvolone – the opposite of Provolone.
