There are Third World problems and First World problems and then there are:
Disney World Problems
Line to say hello to Mickey longer than the line to the bathroom.
PETA keeps barricading “Country Bear Jamboree.”
Fast-Pass not all that fast.
Fireworks way loud.
Vendor all out of turkey drumsticks...
PETA keeps barricading “Country Bear Jamboree.”
Fast-Pass not all that fast.
Fireworks way loud.
Vendor all out of turkey drumsticks...
Got wetter on Space Mountain than I did on Splash Mountain because of the stupid kid with the soda.
Automatic toilets here cause me to forget to flush at hotel and home.
South American family cut the line ahead of us for Muppet 3-D show.
Mary Poppins is kind of stuck up.
Breakfast with the Characters consists of 3rd-tier Disney characters like Meeko, Dewey and a donkey from “Pinocchio.”
The vendor who used to sell the hot dog egg rolls? No longer there!
I heard that same joke on the Jungle Cruise the last time I was here.
Why are all the Marvel characters over at Universal Studios?
Can’t remember if I parked the RV in Goofy 5 or Minnie 7.
Pluto walking around on his hind legs not authentic to the character.
Hall of Presidents? More like Hall of Sominex!
Why are they selling autograph books so I can get the signatures of some people inside a costume?
No way should Darth Vader and Buzz Lightyear be hanging out.
Epcot? Too educational.
That guy next to me wouldn’t stop singing the “It’s a Small World” song and we were on the Spinning Teacups.
Automatic toilets here cause me to forget to flush at hotel and home.
South American family cut the line ahead of us for Muppet 3-D show.
Mary Poppins is kind of stuck up.
Breakfast with the Characters consists of 3rd-tier Disney characters like Meeko, Dewey and a donkey from “Pinocchio.”
The vendor who used to sell the hot dog egg rolls? No longer there!
I heard that same joke on the Jungle Cruise the last time I was here.
Why are all the Marvel characters over at Universal Studios?
Can’t remember if I parked the RV in Goofy 5 or Minnie 7.
Pluto walking around on his hind legs not authentic to the character.
Hall of Presidents? More like Hall of Sominex!
Why are they selling autograph books so I can get the signatures of some people inside a costume?
No way should Darth Vader and Buzz Lightyear be hanging out.
Epcot? Too educational.
That guy next to me wouldn’t stop singing the “It’s a Small World” song and we were on the Spinning Teacups.
