The Noisy Awards
TR: Look, professor, I found a short cut to the center of the earth!
(side whistle down)
GK: "All Dogs Go to Heaven"...
(dog bark, side whistle up)
GK: "Up the Down stair case"...
(halting up whistle)
GK: And the winner is..."30 seconds over Tokyo."
(long down whistle)
GK: For best use of hoof beats the nominees are "Seven Horses for Seven Brothers":
TR: Hey, here come the horses now! All seven of them!
GK: "Filly on the Roof":
(few notes of "Tradition")
SS: Without tradition, our lives would be shaky, as shaky as a filly on a roof.
(Whinny and hoof beats clumping around)
GK: ..."101 Stallions"...
SS; Stop them! Stop those ponies or I'll never be able to make my pony-skin coat!
(multiple hoof beats)
GK: And the winner is "The Night Before Christmas"
SS: And up on the roof, we heard the prancing and pawing of each little hoof---
SC: On Dancer, on Prancer, On Donner, Oh, look a tin roof!
(hoof beats on metal)
GK: Now, for best use of a barnyard animal, the nominees are "Cow Green was my Valley...
GK: ..."The Charles Chickens Story"...
GK: ...and "The Mighty Ducks."
GK: and The winner is, oh, it's the foreign entry, "Yak to the Future"...
GK: Next up, best use of foot wear, the nominees are "The Running Man"...
GK: ..."The Shoes of the Fisherman."
GK: And "The Man with one Red Shoe."
(shoe step with a barefoot step)
GK: And the winner is..."Das Boot."
GK: Well, congratulations to all the winners, but remember, it's an honor just to be heard.