Sound Effects Benefit
TK: That's right, Garrison. I made some phone calls...
TK; ...and called in some favors and have gathered together some of the biggest names in the business.
GK: Yes, so watch your local listings for Tom Keith's All Star Sound Effects Benefit,
GK: Hosted by our own Tom Keith, who will be doing his wonderful cow...
GK:...his majestic elk...
GK: and his comical yak...
GK: Joining Tom will be some of the most respected names in the sound effects industry. Thomas Withers will be here, doing his classic galloping horse...
GK: ...his eerie "Running Away"...
GK: ...and a sly "Man in a Closet."
(muffled voice talking)
GK: Also scheduled to appear, James "Bud" Romano doing his amazing chicken...
GK: ...his memorizing wind...
GK: ...and his mighty duck.
TK: And that's not the half of it, Garrison. William Williamson has promised to come on and recreate his legendary "Police Radio Dispatcher."
PD: (talking into cup) One Adam-12, one Adam-12, a 502 on Main Street and Elm. Please respond.
GK: I can't wait. And then, the grand old man of the business, Bently Haversham is coming out of retirement to do his world famous "Model T Starting Up."
(sputtering car noises)
TK: He was the master.
GK: And a very exciting first, a dueling sound effects challenge...
(few bars of "Dueling Banjos", a crash, "Dueling Banjos",
baying wolf, "Dueling Banjos," Train whistle, "Dueling
Banjos," a series of bangs, whistles, crows, whinny, motor
GK: Yes, Tom Keith's All-Star Sound Effects benefit with more bangs...
GK: ...and dogs...
GK: Then you can shake a chicken at...
GK: Coming up on most of these Public Radio Stations.