Paid Political Messages
GK: We'll be right back after this paid political
SD: Hi, I'm Stan Delaney, former copy room boy. You know me, you know Jon Chironna. You know his copies. Crisp, clean and always collated. Ask yourself, are your copies better now then they were four years ago? Hell, yes! they are. Don't turn back the clock to the dark, pre-digital days. We're on the edge of a copier revolution and Jon Chironna is responsible for that. He wants to build a bridge to the copyroom of the 21st century. Won't you help him? I'm voting for Jon, you should too.
AN: Re-elect Jon Chironna as copy boy. He's an original. Paid for by the Water Cooler Coalition.
GK: We'll be back after this paid political announcement.
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AN: Jon Chironna wants to be re-elected copy boy. He tells you productivity is up. He tells you copies are plentiful. But what isn't he telling you?
MN: Excuse me, ma'am, did you know Jon Chironna has been caught with office supplies OUTSIDE the office five times?
SS: Why, no I didn't.
MN: Did you know that the maintenance bills on the copy equipment are up 40%?
SS: I had no idea.
MN: Did you know that Mr. Chironna has switched to an inferior grade of toner?
SS: That's very serious.
AN: Call Jon Chironna on extension 28 and say "Stop monkeying around with our copy room!"
QA: This ad paid for my the Soft Money Committee to Elect Tom Gilpin.