by Dan Fiorella
(GK, SD: Stan Delaney, AN:Announcer)
GK: We'll be right back after this paid political
announcement.
SD: Hi, I'm Stan Delaney, former copy room boy. You know me,
you know Jon Chironna. You know his copies. Crisp, clean
and always collated. Ask yourself, are your copies better
now then they were four years ago? Hell, yes! they are.
Don't turn back the clock to the dark, pre-digital days.
We're on the edge of a copier revolution and Jon Chironna
is responsible for that. He wants to build a bridge to
the copyroom of the 21st century. Won't you help him?
I'm voting for Jon, you should too.
AN: Re-elect Jon Chironna as copy boy. He's an original.
Paid for by the Water Cooler Coalition.
by Dan Fiorella
(GK, AN: Announcer, MN: MAN, SS, QA, Quick Announcer)
GK: We'll be back after this paid political announcement.
(sweet music, birds chirping, happy sounds)
AN: Jon Chironna wants to be re-elected copy boy. He tells
you productivity is up. He tells you copies are
plentiful. But what isn't he telling you?
(musical sting)
MN: Excuse me, ma'am, did you know Jon Chironna has been
caught with office supplies OUTSIDE the office five times?
SS: Why, no I didn't.
MN: Did you know that the maintenance bills on the copy
equipment are up 40%?
SS: I had no idea.
MN: Did you know that Mr. Chironna has switched to an inferior
grade of toner?
SS: That's very serious.
AN: Call Jon Chironna on extension 28 and say "Stop monkeying
around with our copy room!"
QA: This ad paid for my the Soft Money Committee to Elect Tom
Gilpin.
end