GK: We have a special treat, a live feed from the Daytona 500, now underway. We can actually go to the pit stop of star race Billy Joe Lugnut. It appears he's in the lead and is now pulling into his pit stop.
BL: Okay, people, let's get to work...hey, you are you? Where's my pit crew??
DO: They were deported. We're your replacements.
BL: Who picked you?
GL: Nobody. We volunteered.
BL: Volunteered? Are you mechanics?
DO: No. We just had real bad seats. We can see everything a lot better from here.
GL: Will you be ordering now?
BL: Ordering? This isn't a drive-thru! I'm in the most important, fastest and prestigious automobile race in this country.
GL: Oh. You want it to go?
DO: I'm Doodles and this is Gloria. We named her after our cat.
BL: I don't care who you are!
GL: A lot of people say that but once you get to know us, you'll see we're good guys.
BL: Fine, fine. Let's try to make this work. Change my tires!
DO: Okay, we're gonna change his tires!
DO: Those are the black round things down there, right?
BL: Yes. You'll need a jack.
DO: Jack's not here. It's just us, remember? I'm Doodles and this is Gloria. We named her after the cat.
GL: Will you be staying for the movie?
BL: This isn't a drive-in!
GL: Well, it's almost as exciting.
BL: Forget the tires. I'll finish on these. Can you at least put gas in?
DO: In what?
GL: I can!
BL: And add some STP.
GL: STP? Sure. How do you spell that?
BL: Forget the gas. Forget the tires. Just wipe my windshield and I'll get out of here.
DO: No problem. I used to do it for quarters downtown.
BL: Wonderful. It always pays to deal with professionals.
GL: Need any help?
DO: You can help me and spit. My mouth's all dried up.
GL: Me, too. I'm thirsty.
BL: Why don't you all go out and get yourselves some lemonade and I'll get back in that race now, okay?
DO: You don't have to.
BL: Why not?
GL: It's over. You lost.
BO: Your car has nice chrome. Can we have it?
GK: That's a shame. Well, we here are always trying to push the limits of radio. Sometimes they push back.