PT: Avast, ye hardies! Prepare to walk the plank!
CW: Bob, what are you doing?
PT: I'm about to go plundering, lass. Ahoy!
CW: Bob, the boss has been really upset about your pirate ways. It's distracting to the other workers.
PT: Aye, 'tis true. But it's an addiction, and a hard one to keelhaul.
CW: Maybe you should try this.
PT: What be that?
CW: It's the new Pirate Patch by Newco. Just apply the patch over your eye and you'll soon be able to leave your buccaneer ways behind you. For less than a doubloon a day.
PT: Well, shiver me timbers! I'll give it a try!
AN: And three months later....
CW: Hi, Bob, how are you feeling these days?
PT: Excellent. I'm more focused, have more energy and my rum consumption is way down.
CW: That's great, Bob.
PT: Thanks to Newco's Pirate Patch. Now, if I could only figure out what to do with this parrot.
AN: The Pirate Patch by Newco. Also available in brigand, bandit and robber baron strength.