House of Anchors
GK: And now this word from our sponsors.
CC: Can't find a store that can tend to all your anchor needs? Then come on down to Cap'n Carl's House of Anchors. Whether it's our Ultra-Splash 5000 for your cabin cruiser or the Li'l Lead Belly for your dinghy, we have what you're looking for. At Cap'n Carl's House of Anchors we stock a full range of anchors and feature the latest in anchor technology. You'll never have a bad anchoring when you use the laser-guided Anchor-tron XL. We also feature the latest in designer anchors, by Bill Ballast, Water Polo, Ocean Cassini, and Water Gap. These will be anchors you'll be proud to weigh. And don't forget our full line of gag-anchors...
GK: Gag anchors? What is a gag anchor?
CC: Novelty anchors...like this styrofoam anchor! It's so realistic, until you try to stop! Fool your friends! Of this anchor that's really a boomerang. You toss it overboard and it'll come back to you! Ha! Great way to break the ice at parties.
GK: Sounds like fun. Oceans of fun.
CC: Aye-aye! And now through Tuesday buy one of our anchors and get this buoy for half price. It's a great buoy buy! So come on down to Cap'n Carl's House of Anchors where Anchors are our business, our only business.